fancy assed calculator

Derogatory term for number crunching simulation simulation software.

That sports sim is nothing but a fancy assed calculator.

by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

Asfe-Molenkai

It is derived from the latin term 'SafeMoleMonkey'.
It now means to piss into the wind.

Any man who has made the mistake of defecating into a more than mild breeze.
Then they sub-conciously mutter "Asfe-Molenkai" under their breath.

by Conse August 18, 2008

assemblage

the hot sexys

wow that group of girls must be from the assemblage

by macyyylol June 24, 2016

Assbeard

A right wing gun toting pickup driving asshole Trump supporter. Usually drives a pickup truck. Has some sort of allegiance to the confederacy and blue live matter. The trademark beard is long and extends anteriorly along the jawline. Wears camouflage, crocks and cargo shorts in the summer. Drinks Bud Light.

Will have a punisher blue line logo on his truck, and some kind of deer killing vinyl sticker.

Know your enemy

Look at those assbeards at the black lives matter 2A counterrally.......

by C@ligul@ June 13, 2020

beef-assed

Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.

Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.

by Lilb1tch May 2, 2017

assemblywoman

A term used to describe an elected official (female) of the lower house of a state's congressional legislature.

After an arduous campaign, Jane became an assemblywoman.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

nob assed bastard

A word used when annoyed with what someone has just done

Someone throws a hand full of screws in you coffee
"You NOB ASSED BASTARD"

by Thebigman November 18, 2004