Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.
by Shannon307 November 7, 2018
Get the Bee up your assmug. The person who wants to hide their ethnicity to achieve or get somewhere where ethnic varieties are seldom found and this person would typically step on or over somebody like him to get social status desired Like ice cube explains in Oreo cookie
by avgaginggal May 7, 2016
Get the holding your ass tightmug. To take control of your situation.
Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.
Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.
Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.
Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.
Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.
I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.
I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.
by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011
Get the grab your ass with both handsmug. Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"
to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.
to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.
Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.
Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!
If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)
Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!
If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)
by Stephanie37 July 4, 2008
Get the fart higher than your assmug. Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.
Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!
by anonymous January 29, 2005
Get the your ass is grass and I'm the mowermug. Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007
Get the having your ass handed to youmug. Well Sir, I see that you are not just insanely lucky but that you must have rabbits flying out your ass!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2021
Get the rabbits flying out your assmug.