ASAP as possible

Used by people who do not know that "ASAP" means AS Soon As Possible, although they`ve heard it used many times.

Hey! Can I have my eggs as ASAP as possible? I have a plane to catch!

by Blak Hoody January 31, 2017

ASAP

As Slow As Possible

The word is used when in a tight situation that needs an acronym to express that "hey, you can lag all the way you want".

"Sure. MMORPG is the best way to make time fly ASAP"

by SysStream October 11, 2006

anaphobic

What someone is when they are terrified by the cancer we call anime.

"I don't want to watch naruto with you!! i'm anaphobic remember?"
"don't show me that anime cancer!! you will give me nightmares. I'm anaphobic."

by The Chicken Boi October 5, 2016

Asphyxia

An alternative band from Meander, Tasmania, Australia.

"Hey wow, aren't Asphyxia that neato band from that place near there?"

by Scott Willis December 14, 2008

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

When someone hangs themself while masterbating to remind them of last time their dad put a rope around their neck and raped them.

If you die from Autoerotic Asphyxiation you will surely go to hell.

by Max from that town in MN May 19, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

by The Ù December 9, 2002

ASAP

ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.

Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!

by Tommmyyyy January 6, 2008