A game where when you shove a dildo up an armadillos asshole, and it stays there. To win, the dildo you stuck up an armadillo's ass must stay there longer then your opponents.
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Seeing one of these knights while in battle should instill fear as you might end up painting his armor.
Seeing one of these knights while in battle should instill fear as you might end up painting his armor.
King Arthur, the knight in bloody armor, stabbed his son with Excalibur and the blood came out Mordred's mouth.
That's when William Wallace, the knight in bloody armor, slit open the Queen's chest, revealing her insides. He then removed them, slathering himself in their resplendent glory.
That's when William Wallace, the knight in bloody armor, slit open the Queen's chest, revealing her insides. He then removed them, slathering himself in their resplendent glory.
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Another term for clothes. because wearing them helps protect you from arrest, people staring and pointing there finger at you like you were from another planet and all other negative sanctions from society.
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The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
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Chris: Hey man what is this under my pit! I have lint.
Steve: Oh no dude that's underarm armor, you are now forever protected from the evil perspiration monster.
Steve: Oh no dude that's underarm armor, you are now forever protected from the evil perspiration monster.
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