go apoplectic

To have a fit. To express enough fury or indignation to risk a stroke or brain aneurysm.

Shelly will go apoplectic when they tell her the diamonds are fake. She'll go apeshit insane.

by budser December 5, 2009

Adopt me

The hell that it is. A game where people learn sex and give away addresses. Don't forget to kill yourself before playing this game, and loose a couple of brain cells along the way. Want a couch? SPEND YOUR MOMS CREDIT CARD! this game is stupid as hell.

Person 1: Wanna play adopt me?
Person 2: You don't deserve to live anymore.

by Go Murder Some More! January 25, 2021

You're adopted

When you are beginning a roast battle and need something savage to insult his mother with. Works best on African-American males and adopted people. Does not work on people who do not care what you have to say about their family lineage, or people who do not care about their family lineage.

Daniel: Taevan's gay
Taevan: Well, you're adopted
Daniel: Not cool, we both know I am actually adopted
Taevan: Exactly, bitch.

by Mr smart man July 24, 2020

Apostrophize

To add a missing apostrophe to a word that needs one.

There are some words in my essay that need to be apostrophized.

by KMillerCHRON July 18, 2010

adoption

Joseph kony welcoming you into his army

have you heard about all those children up foradoption?

by OLAF ROCK COCK August 8, 2016

Adoption

The cover story for when you are caught talking or meeting with someone you shouldn't be associating with.

"When Melania asked why Don was texting Vlad late at night, he said it was to talk about adoption.

by PresidentTaftThatAss July 20, 2017

Apost

Short or slang for “suppose to” or “supposed to”

The automotive shop were apost to fix my truck, but failed to do so.

by StealthTI April 23, 2018