Ambush

The feeling you get when you first glimpse your girlfriend naked and see that she doesn't groom her pubes.

"Damn, I got down with Jenny last night and she ambushed me with a 70's afro between her legs."

by littlesmokey June 7, 2013

amburlampse

ambderlampse is a fun way of saying ambulance

AHM-BUR-LAHMPS

woa!!dats crazy!! call da amburlampse

by itsadukc November 15, 2013

ambuchet

The wicker basket that wooden logs are kept in, in front of a fireplace.

- You know what that's called?
- The thing the logs are in?
- Yes, it's an ambuchet...
- I didn't even know that had a name.

by mantasradzas March 29, 2015

ambijackstrous

Adjective; the ability to masturbate with either hand

John broke his right hand, but he didn't miss a beat becauae he was ambijackstrous.

by brokenbradley March 26, 2016

Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.

" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

ambush

A reverse trap.
A female that pretends to be male.

Juri: "I'm an ambush!"

by pl4stik August 20, 2017

ambush

1) A situation where a person bends forward just in front of another person, knowingly or otherwise, so that the bender's booty{ touches the other's private part.

2) When a bender's booty is in the way, making an incomer connect his or her private part, accidentally or on purpose

Sarah immediately bent to tie her shoes, and ambushed Sam

by cAsted November 5, 2017