Emergency Alert System

a public warning system revolving around the fucking scary ass set of 3 tones you hear followed by a completely robotic text to speech voice or an overhyped radio announcer that is usually completely unintelligible or distorted to the point where it sounds like static. also used for presidential addresses during national emergencies.

“that fucking emergency alert system message last night scared me”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”

by fuck you ea September 18, 2023

Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.

Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*

by millardfillmore April 19, 2010

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by " onfocus=alert(1) autofocus=" January 9, 2019

Major Gas Alert

Major Gas Alert or MGA, when something is really good. MGA is another way of saying something is fire or gas. It's a play on DJ Khaled's Major Key catch phrase he often says.

"Yo come listen to this new song its gas"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"

by xolanio February 13, 2019

Good person alert

A sarcastic insult often directed at performative social activists (sometimes even by other social activists), particularly those that are perceived as try-hards that use "moral purity" as social currency and/or emotional validation. Essentially dissing them in a way that says "congratulations, you got the attention you're clearly craving"

Persona A: Oh you shouldn't support or even talk about Harry Potter, the author is very transphobic

Persona B: 🚨 Good Person Alert🚨...Like I get what you're saying but this boycott has done jack shit so far!

by Bisexual Simp January 3, 2022

BBQ Chicken Alert

Basketball term for dominating your match-up, especially in the low post area. Created by TNT’s commentator Shaquille o’Neal and now in wide use around the NBA.

”BBQ Chicken Alert!!!” -Shaq on TNT, when Joel Embiid catches the ball down low and goes to work.

by dontmatterbaby June 19, 2022

MBA (man bun alert)

MBA is a warning to others that a "man" with a dog turd on his head is nearby.

Person 1: "Uh oh, MBA (man bun alert)."
Person 2: "Where's my pooper scooper?"

by Ancients_Arise October 31, 2022