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chris allen 

Jizzing on a gurls face after getting an old fashion and the dumb bitch decided to have a stare down with the giant one eyed snake
ughh yea that felt great o god i just pulled a chris allen sorry Jess morris wanna towl

Hoodie Allen 

A sick new white rapper repping DC (born Steven Markowitz) and has two albums "Pep Rally" and "Leap Year" which comes out 7/26/11! If you just wanna check out some songs real quick I highly recommend "Swimming With Sharks" "Dreams Up" and "You Are Not A Robot" which are super catchy, but if you're not into that you can try his more rap-focused works too. He's gonna be big so best find out now while you can (this coming from an adoring fan) so look him up on Facebook/YouTube/twitter/myspace. Or hell, just google his name and you can figure it out from there.
"They tellin me to take the safe route but this the detour
Hoodie baby, you ain't seen a kid like this before"
-You Are Not A Robot

Me:"Damn I am a proud Hoodie Allen fan! I tell all my friends about him, cause he's the shit."
You:"I'll check him out right now, I heard he's not just another generic white rapper."

jason allen 

An awesome person that's sexy and handsome he's a good friend to girls and a loyal friend to his guy friends Jason allens are very smart and have a lot of friends also may have a sister and lots of black and other race friends that are awesome to hang around
Jason Allen is a great friend
jason allen by Dabgod32 April 20, 2017

Mr allen 

A teacher at president kennedy school who is a lord of the dankest of memes
He has also spread his knowledge onto other members of the humanities office
That mr allen is such a badman
Mr allen by Definitelynotelliot January 9, 2019

Hunter Allen 

Hot some times cute outgoing he is a lady's man always adventures loves to hunt and love to play video games will never cheat always trying to impress he loves animals he can also be great in bed
How is Hunter allen
Hunter Allen by Liver disease October 29, 2019

Barry Allen 

Barry allen is, in fact THE fastest man alive. When Barry was 11 yrs old, his mom got killed by reverse flash. His dad got blamed and sent to jail. 15 years later Harrison wells created a particle accelerator that gave 65% of central city superpowers. While that was going on Barry got struck by lightning and put in a coma for 9 months. When he came out of the coma he got super speed.
Hey was that a strip of lightning going sideways? No dude that was Barry Allen!
Barry Allen by Fuckyou2009 January 14, 2021