aggrannirritating

To be, at the same time, aggravating, annoying AND irritating.

To lose your wallet is aggravating as you KNEW you had it a moment ago, annoying as you'd only just put money into it and irritating as you'll have to phone the bank to cancel all your cards. All in all it's a bit aggrannirritating and might make you want to go and cry. Or break something.

by Sam The Lampie December 2, 2009

aggressively white

When a white guy goes out in below freezing weather in nothing but a T-shirt or sweatshirt and shorts.

Man, that guy is being aggressively white today.

by TheGreatStache December 7, 2016

aggrified

A confused mental state exhibited by football fans of Texas A&M, usually manifesting the Friday after Thanksgiving. Characterized by Freudian projection, self-loathing, beastiality, delusions of grandeur, envy, racial slurs, latent homophobia and uncontrollable hysteria.

Although aggy lost again to the sips and was aggrified beyond description, the 12th man found solace in Torbush, Meat Judging, rope holding and Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

by ILoveTea August 18, 2006

Phallic Aggression

1. An aggressive response to stimulus that would normally evoke a placid or even neutral reaction.
2. Being an asshole when completely unnecessary, typically occurring when a male has to prove how large his phallus is.
3. Physical use of a phallus to bludgeon small animals, shrubbery, or even midgets to death.

1. "This phallic aggression thing is out of control, we know your cock is small, please don't go out of your way to prove it."

2. Lumberjack Johnson began his morning with a bout of phallic aggression, squirrels, rabbits, coyote's, nothing stood a chance.

by Kageneko666 April 9, 2011

Aggressive Defense

1) Noun (ah-`gress-uv · `dee-fents) Aggressive Defense is a positional element in a team based conflict environment. Commonly mistaken as 'out of position,' when really a tactical deployment of team assets in unusual but cunning locations.
2) Noun (uh… WT`F¿) A naturally occurring situational event where a defender is caught in a role reversal anomaly. Usually associated with lack of practice, discipline or map awareness in a team based conflict.
3) Adj. (ah-`gress-uv · `dee-fents-uv) A descriptive of the Aggressively Defensive entity.
4) Split Infinitive (ah-`gress-uv-lee · `dee-fend) The phenomenon of existence of an Aggressive Defender.
5) Noun (ah-`gress-uv · `dee-fents) In 5v5 CTF, when a defender ends up defending outside the normal zone of defense, past the mid point of the map.

1) We have one down; two incoming from the lower left... and someone please take out that god damn aggressive defenseman near our base entrance.
2) Ok, the base is overrun. Where is our defense? WTF, why did CiraZe grab the flag? I thought he was on defense... OMFG...
3) There he goes again, off to play his aggressively defensive game...
4) Ok guys, these noobs suck so bad, our goal is to have nobody in base, and to aggressively defend the entire match. Offense, bring us home the victory please.
5) How is it, raZe, that you ended up defending in their flag room? - CiraZe, just playing Aggressive Defense, it seems to be working...

by [Ci]raZe October 12, 2004

passive aggressive

Personality disorder now dismissed by psychiatrists but a popular term with people who have to label other people. Being verbally helpful but unhelpful in action.

Brian said that he would happily wash my windows, but instead he just spit on them and wiped it with his sleeve, a week late.

by Ben September 3, 2004

aggresive

easily and happily pushed to violence or passionate responses. can be sexual. which is really hott. and erotic. and scary. but hott.

John: SO i heard Jo is pretty aggresive in bed.....
Zach: Yeah what do you mean by that?
John: How would you describe her in the sac?
Zach: Like a tiger!
John: Bingo!!

by jo the tiger April 7, 2008