dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

by bill smiff January 5, 2011

Asad

A genuinely nice guy. The name 'Asad' is derived from Arabic for a lion. Not unlike a lion, Asads are always the leaders with their charismatic and diplomatic charms. Asads are amazing lovers and incredibly loyal friends. Strong, proud, and courageous.

'He is super brave. What an Asad!"

by KrazyDude March 12, 2013

High as a kite

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.

You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.

by Jymbo the Motherfucker January 10, 2008

hot as a tit

A phrase describing the temperature. In reference to a woman's breast (tit) which are "hot" to males. To be "hot as a tit" is for something to be extremely hot.

"You should've rolled down your car windows, it's hot as a tit in here now."

by CaptainJonus May 8, 2006

high as a motherfucker

1. Mad fuckin high.
2. High as hell

man im high as a motherfucker right now.

by perce April 28, 2006

as a matter of fact, it isn't

The best response to a derogatory or sarcastic remark.

Vegeta: Is that okay?
Tien: As a matter of fact, it isn't!

by blakkheim16 October 23, 2011

ASAFP

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005