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artemia

very intelligent person, in need of constant displays of affection. Very sincere artemia and has good sex
artemia you're very good

Ehy artemia, will you hug me?

pls, give me love
by cipollina January 18, 2021
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Buscuit Arsed

'That guy over there is buscuit arsed.'
by ElRach July 15, 2009
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Arte

A very dumb person who everyone thinks is annoying but is funny too.
Carter is a very arte.
by Carter Good July 15, 2020
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twelve-hour one armed bandit

A driver who uses only one hand at any given position on the steering wheel. May often use palm and friction to turn the wheel without grabbing it. Rarely adds a second hand except for extreme circumstances.
The guy that hit me was driving like a twelve-hour one armed bandit.
by rjp October 5, 2004
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can't be arsed

What people used to say before smart humans invented "can't be asked" as a much more sensible replacement.

The advantage of using the phrase in question, as opposed to the aforementioned precursor, is simply one of sensibility, logic and meaning. This is evident simply from the definitions, explained thusly:

"can't be asked"

- 1 - To be incapable of fulfilling request (asking me to do this would be fruitless; implication: I am lazy / I see no point

"can't be arsed"

- 1 - I am incapable of becoming a human behind (fact, no need to be stated)

- 2 - I am incapable of becoming a fool (invariably incorrect, self-fulfilling by use of the phrase being defined)

- 3 - I am incapable of being kicked in the head by a donkey (implication: there are no donkeys in the vicinity; the arguable sole fair usage of the term provided there is indeed such a lack of equine creatures in the vicinity)
phrasee: Do this for me..
phraser: I can't be arsed.
phrasee: You're an arse. It's I can't be asked, you arse.
by Raiden616 May 20, 2014
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Canadian Armed Forces

Like a midget -- more an amusement than a threat.
Hey Joe, I heard the new recruits finally got their bb guns, and a couple guys got .22s!
by incognito September 11, 2003
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Artem

A small russian dude that thinks he's cool but really is just plain cringy.
by Kawaii Chan 28 October 18, 2019
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