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afterplay

The cuddling, kissing etc. which occurs after sex.
Woman: The sex is great, but I wish there was more afterplay.
by Alexi Lupin December 30, 2004
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afterfuck

The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.
Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!
by dirtynap January 11, 2008
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Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.
Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009
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Afton

Afton is a girl who is absolutely stunning. She loves animals. She is really smart and funny. She is awesome at sports. She has stubbornness running in her veins. She is really sassy. She is even sassy to teachers. She loves to go places. She is constantly on the move. She talks a lot. This is why I am proud to be an Afton myself.
Afton loves to play with her dog.
by Affytaffy123 June 12, 2018
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aftersex farts

When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.
My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.
by 2hot4you December 10, 2013
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After Jizz

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.
After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.
by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011
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Afterburn

The fiery sensation you feel on your anus after taking a potent shit; usually occurs after eating some sort of exotic food.
Deezam son, this afterburn is killing me. I shouldn't have eaten those burritos.
by the $cuN>| December 24, 2008
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