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Grease Lightning

To ejaculate onto ones hair, then, swirl it thus creating the John Travolta hair style, then when they look at you, say. " Electrifying!"
Last night while watching From Paris With Love, with my gf, we decided to have sex, then I missed her face and hit her hair, she was unhappy and twirled it by accident, and I laughed and said. "You look like John Travolta, Electrifying!"
haha, she was not happy. Thank you Grease Lightning.
by TreySongzz May 2, 2011
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grease the skids

get things started, to warm up; to get the ball rolling; to not get caught with your pants down
Jon wanted to grease the skids by sending out an email in advance of the meeting
by Brothajmoney February 12, 2008
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grease trucks

a place with four food distributing trucks in New Brunswick on rutgers campus that serves "fat" sandwitches on hoagie rolls like the fat phillipino which is chicken fingers, mozzerella sticks, cheesesteak and some kind of sauce. most sandwitches are 4.50, whitch is pretty cheap. if someone were to eat 6 sandwitches in 1 hour they can create thier own sandwitch and name it.
yo mike im hungry like a motherfucker after playin b-ball.... yo call up the pilgramage and lets go to the grease truks to get some fucking grub.
by mike vaccaro February 8, 2005
mugGet the grease trucksmug.

Chicken Grease

Morgan "got off" and released chicken grease all over her sheets.
by Laced With Failure September 23, 2009
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grease face

A person with a particularly oily face that glistens when struck by anything brighter than absolute darness.
Hey grease face bring yourself over here, I need some lube for this squeaky door hinge.
by rfirish March 1, 2008
mugGet the grease facemug.

Anal Grease

When one doesn't wipe well mixed with the friction of the butt cheecks makes a gooey type substance that lifts itself out of the pants and terrorizes your nostrils. Also the grease from the bunghole clogs the pores on the buttoks and causes a severe case of falicalitus.
Sinjin: Karch close your legs we dont want to let your anal grease leak out!!!

Karch: Shut up i dont have anal grease

Sinjin: well you need to wipe better then
or wear some pants that doesnt make your ass sweat
by slimdeezy January 15, 2009
mugGet the Anal Greasemug.

Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.
There another shot of ass grease
by Jacob January 13, 2004
mugGet the Ass greasemug.

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