5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

5 seconds of fury

The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists of closing the porn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to cum. Not a good feeling.

Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.

by JACK665 August 11, 2008

5 genders

Total bullshit there are only 2

there are 3, 4, even 5 genders

by Rickolyosymside March 30, 2017

5 dollar holla

an easy girl that will sleep with you if you pay her or even if you dont.

your mom is a 5 dollar holla.

by dicklips4 February 19, 2009

5 dollar game

the act of convincing a 9 year old boy to put his fist elbow deep in his coaches ass and reciving a 5 dollar reward.

and after i played the 5 dollar game with coach, it was your turn

by puterschmit October 2, 2007

5'1

The most popular guy at my school was 5'1.

New kid- You know that 5'1 guy with the muscles? I'm not intimidated but almost, that guy looks tough.
Guy who's been around school- Yea that's JoJo. The other kids call him GI JoJo, I don't mess with him. He's a good guy to make friends with, he's the most popular guy in school.

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2017

5 year old

A kid who is not a baby not a toddler and is going to kindergarten.

An object or thing that is 5 years old.

Something more than a few years old

My 5 year old kid is going to kindergarten!

My purse is 5 years old!

My house is 5 years old.

by alia(jk) September 27, 2019