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discord kitten

A man shall name the opposite sex, such as know, "An underage girl." Once the individual identified the opposite sex, his "discord kitten." The man will provide with his kitten with "nitro." Every time she pleases.
"hold on I gotta unmute this asshole talking to me" - the trap

"Discord kitten shall we go to a private VC?" - dirty old musty 50-year-old grandpa diaper wearing ass.

"uwu"
by k1rbytop1 September 23, 2020
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da hood kitten

A Da Hood Kitten is a girl that would usually hang around her rich boyfriend and kill any girls that walk by her and act "quirky"
Pick me da hood kitten: uhh LOL PICK MEE
random person: wtf..?
rich boyfriend: leave my gvf alone bro
by yhhik February 12, 2022
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gore kitten

Usually cute girl that likes or is interested in viewing gore
A: "you sure you are a gore kitten?"
B: "just hit me with that video, Greg"
by bonsai007 October 20, 2016
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discord kitten

a discord kitten is a female or even a male who is submissive over a moderator and meows for them. i have 4983 kittens in my basement and i make them meow to me day and night <3
: "look at that guy, he has a discord kitten protecting him"
by rotful April 1, 2022
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pet the kitten

Slang for female female masturbation or any sex between a hand and a vagina.
Hey Lisa have you pet the kitten lately?
Brian, would you like to pet my kitten?
by zeldawarrior March 13, 2008
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techno kitten adventure

an absolutely amazing game that makes acid obselete
"Dude did you play techno kitten adventure last night?"
"No I was too busy taking acid."
"Your loss."
by jackybox January 10, 2012
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put the kitten in the mailbox

Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.

Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!
by J4Q December 25, 2010
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