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tard whip 

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*
Related Words

tard wing 

one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly
I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.
tard wing by @WhiplashPntz April 25, 2022

tard-vark 

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.
You spilled my drink you tard-vark!
tard-vark by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

tard police 

Used to indicate a person is a complete moron. Formed from the combination of tard, the shortend slang version of retard + police.
Damn, someone should call the tard police on that guy!
tard police by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

Tard Blog 

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher. URL: tardblog.com
Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?
Tard Blog by Maikeru November 28, 2003

tard cart 

Bus that handicap people ride. Also called "short bus" by some.
Dude don't stare at the people in that "tard cart"
tard cart by Me March 25, 2003