tube tier

Be someone is so ugly that they tie your fallopian tube and prevent you from having children (tie your tubes)

Your a real tube tier

by Yogirlmario January 1, 2017

clag tube

As a girl starts out on her knees with her hands cupped in "pray position" 🙏 with then penis in between her hands, the girl then starts use a vigorous up and down motion.

Hey! I like it rough, wanna clag tube later?

by Ffsclar May 16, 2020

Feeding Tube

When you shove your penis down someone's throat and cum.

"That girl at the soup kitchen was looking hungry, so I gave her the Feeding Tube."

by Unicorn death trap September 4, 2015

NMR tube

An NMR tube is a tube used in NMR Spectroscopy (used to detect molecule structures depending on peaks on a graph). Cleaning it usually uses acetone or dichloromethane and getting rid of it involves vacuum and maybe IR lamp. Organic chemists sometimes send samples to an NMR lab to get it back with the graph and detect if they got their product.

Steve: I cleaned the NMR tube with acetone.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 20, 2023

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

dirty tube

After a man climaxes inside the sphincter, he pukes inside the open butthole and mixes the liquid substances with his penis.

person a: how was your weekend dude?
person b: fucken minted. i gave the missus the dirty tube.

by iknowmyshitdude July 25, 2016

chastity tube

n.

A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.

Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.

Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.

Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers

his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.

Becky: That sounds perfect!

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021