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Instrumentally Challenged

When a person can't play any musical instrument to save their life.
Person 1: "I've been taking lessons for years and I still can't play for shit."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're instrumentally challenged, bro."
by chlsEp0ttr January 10, 2011
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TikTok Challenge

(noun): The Macarena for Slags
Look at that Slag doing that TikTok Challenge
by SocietyDoomedForSure January 25, 2021
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Scrapheap Challenge

1) Popular British TV programme with 'Red Dwarf's' Kryton actor Robert Llewllyn, along with Lisa Rogers, commonly watched by ugly, overweight, aged, but somewhat esoteric and cool and geeky men. Women almost entirely not allowed, except Lisa Rogers.

2) The act of sifting through the pile of old, stained and somewhat sticky jazz-mags hidden - probably badly - from your other half/parents/housemates/cleaner in order to find the one image of substance that might, today as well as potentially up to 5 years ago, get you off.

3) To find something useful in a pile of seemingly old useless shit.
Mate, I had such a rand on last night I had to resort to a bit of 'scrapheap challenge'. Oh, the memories!
by LordKrispy April 26, 2009
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vertically challenged

what most midgets or short people are.
by lazyassloser March 25, 2004
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Mentally Challenged

Personal mental combat against mental illnesses, disabilities, and disorders to continue living on throughout day to day life.
“In order for me to continue living an okay life, I have to combat and win against my mentally challenged mind; depressions, social anxieties, PTSD, hallucinations, things that can ultimately bring me down.
by Unwiseman February 17, 2020
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March challenge

A game which starts on the 1st of march every year, in which on the 1st of march, all contestants must have one wank, on the second 2 wanks, and so on. The winner is the last person to be still participating.
"my cocks covered in blisters"
"well thats the cost of winning the march challenge"
or
"i'll be five minutes late to next lesson - gotta keep in the march challenge"
by llcoolj2344 February 17, 2009
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Buckle Challenge

A game played at malls where one person must walk into The Buckle, touch the back wall, and exit the store without an employee talking to them.
"Dude, I just beat the Buckle Challenge! It took me three tries."
by Jasutin RP. January 19, 2009
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