Shit-Screen

The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.

Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else

by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020

Shit Grandma

A joke that usually has to do with the term "Shit Grandma", often rhyming the word shit to make some really great jokes.

Carter: "Hey guys wanna play modern warfare?"

Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"

*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*

by The grandma master November 15, 2020

Jersey Shit

When you gotta take a shit so hard the clothes start coming off.

"Hey man, is Joey ok in there?"

"Nah Christapha he's been takin a Jersey Shit the past few hours".

by XL43 November 23, 2020

Rat Shit

Rat Shit is used to exclaim displeasure or uselessness/exhaustion. It is similar to fuck, in that is can be a Noun and a verb.

"You coming to the Pub? "
"Nah mate, I pulled a double shift and I'm absolutely rat shit."

"What happened to your car?"
"Mate my motor is rat shit, its blown a gasket and leaks so much oil the americans are giving me greedy looks."

"Hey, whats this thing?"

"Mate, that is rat shit. Dont waste your money."

by aussieguy82 August 12, 2020

phat shit

when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree

I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Shit Disturber

A trouble maker; A person who enjoys causing trouble or conflict.

Pineapple Matt is such a shit disturber

by iliketowritedefinitionsaboutsh September 15, 2020

Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.

I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits

by TangSlave September 17, 2020