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Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.
Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"
by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010
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Jet-packed

The act of constantly bugging someone to the point where the bugged person thinks you will show up outside their window via jet-pack
Girl: I got jet-packed by Jacob last night as soon as I logged on facebook. He didnt stop talking to me for 4 hours!
by purplegirl1818 May 5, 2010
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Skix pack

The result of having a six pack just from the plain fact that someone is skinny.
Kerry: Hey did you see kyle, his six pack is so hot!
Jenny: He doesnt even work out, he cant have a six pack, its more like a skix pack
Kerry: a what?
Jenny: a skix pack, a six pack from the result of being skinny, its the Skix pack
by Bigg Redd99 December 6, 2010
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bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.
tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean
by ginger warrior December 22, 2010
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Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.
Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!
by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010
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red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.
My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.
by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010
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sam-pack

sammie from Jersey Shore being so close to Ronnie she's practically his backpack, always behind him everywhere he goes.
guy 1: yo every where i go sam is there
guy2:i know looks like you have a sam-pack on your hands
by jer$eyyy February 21, 2011
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