raw penis

1. Ouch
2. Damn, that sucks
3. Use some lube when you jerk it

I have a raw penis...ouch

by Jezzabelle the 10th January 6, 2008

talking penis

AKA dick head

my husband can be a talking penis

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

PENIS BEAR

Penis bear is a very insulting term used against old people. How ever if you know the old person, penis bear can be an endearing term.

You can insult your grandparents or you can insult old people on the street. For example if you see an old person walking down the street you can say "Hey Penis Bear! shouldn't you be dead by now???" Or "Hey penis bear you are older than dirt"!!! By saying penis bear the elder understands that you are talking to them. However if you know the elder you can use it as an endearing term. For example you can say "Hey Penis Bear how you been?" or "I love you so much my shriveled up old penis bear"

by Joseph Ray July 23, 2007

penis poop

Poop that comes out of your penis

Penis poop came out of my penis.

by kwang June 5, 2003

penis popping

Flexing your penis when you have a boner so that it moves up and down.

Dude watch me lift this book on my crotch by penis popping

by Poot man February 4, 2010

Penis Touch

to play with you penis

I penis touched myself in bed at night until i cummed

by Eric Bar. February 15, 2009

angry penis

An angry penis is one that just went into a smelly fat chick and you feel obligated to go again and it wont work the 2nd time.

Dude last night I had this fat girl over and she stunk so bad but I felt obligated to do her. it was short and sweet but then I felt bad and tried to do it again but my angry penis was like no fuck that... that shits nasty im not getting hard for that one.

by alotofstuffdd February 2, 2014