by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
by ConnorP696969 February 19, 2021
when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 06, 2024
when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 06, 2024
This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.
Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.
by cussergeniass October 02, 2019
The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
by Pit Pat Piper January 27, 2016
Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.
by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024