Da 1%

Those who do what 99% won’t. Da 1% does not get outworked, wont give up, and continues to chase the dreams of joining Da 1%. They have a fear of not being successful that drives them to be the hardest working people you know.

Dang. His work ethic is insane he is Da 1% doing what most people won’t.

by Da Mission October 23, 2023

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

November 1

National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving

Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-

Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"

by Dodosolsollalasol October 27, 2023

November 1

The start of No Nut November.

I’m not losing nnn (proceeds to lose at the first day November 1)

by American Freedom Eagle October 27, 2023

1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

November 1

National "Post your Best Friend" Day

-Why did you post a photo of me?
- It's November 1! National "Post your best friend" Day!

by halfanhourorso November 1, 2023