Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015

The potatos

The most amazing group of people who ever walked the earth. The potatos wander around doing rando things. They are French fry, tater tot, potato chip, potato battery, potato gnocchi, hash brown, and sweet potato. They merchandise with many potato 🥔 themed things.

There has never been and never will be a group of friends quite like the potatos.

by Potato battery September 29, 2022

robotic potato

When a person with missing limb has a prosthetic limb proceeds to analy fist their partner

Bro I robotic potato the shit out of that girl

by Jcbet February 27, 2017

Potato

The love of my life. My cousin.

I wanna fuck potato

by Potato Jesus March 7, 2017

Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.

Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.

by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021

Snack Potato

An inanimate object, not designed for the purpose, that has been inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

Jeremy often used his wristwatch as a snack potato while he masturbates.

by eins December 22, 2020

potato

my life and my wife

Guy 1: "U like potatoes?"
Guy 2: "Potato is luv."

by thatpotatoguy October 5, 2020