j p's

This stands for junior puffers, or those who like to smoke pot but know nothing about the experience or the crowd that it attracts. Its also quick and easy to say in public. Also, It is more often used by junior puffers themselves.

1)The kids who throw up are the real live j p's.

2)Those jp's seem to be having a good time but also don't act very enlightened nor do they respect the herb.

by goffish September 29, 2005

D.P. any goddamn way

From the already famous "BooYah" porn scene. This is where an overly aggressive black male, accompanied my two other black males watching and jerking off in the background, places his testicles in a young and helpless white females anus. He then proceeds to have vaginal intercourse. By having his balls in the anus and penis in the vagina one is having a D.P. (Double Penetration) any goddamn way.

This is a short part of the "D.P. any goddamn way" scene

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

by Mad-Town J-Lo December 9, 2008

Pushing P

The act of selling penises that have been chopped from the ones body, placed on ice and wrapped in whale skin. Once the “P” has been pushed, the user will immediately shove up one’s rectal cavity.

Bruh he’s been out here pushing p for generations, you can hear his sphincter flap in the wind.

by DaVinci 10 Inchie January 12, 2022

C.L.O.P.

Acronym-(Car Load Of Pussy: CLOP -pronounced as one word) used to describe a vehicle of some sort near loaded with fair to very attractive females on the prowl. Used to save conversation time with the intention of getting everyone eyes on..

Hey Jaybird, look at that C.L.O.P.

by HardyHar1 April 1, 2011

P-string

A thong type thing with a fake dick attached to it so a transsexual male can pee standing.

I do not have a p-string.

by Jack January 19, 2004

p dubbz

n. the gangstergangster nickname for port washington that everyone uses on their myspace.

when you say it out loud, do it with a straight face while you
flash a gang symbol with your hands. pronounce it "p-DUBS!". works especially well if you're white.

"yeah.. she can't come. her mom's mad at her, so she said she won't drive her all the way to p dubbz."

by ms. j September 28, 2006

p chode

a poopy chode, most likely from partaking in gay butt sex.

when ed took his penis out of nick's butt he gave him a p chode.

by davis024 April 28, 2005