Bintang Brain

The after-effects associated with returning to work after a holiday indulging in copious amounts of alcohol in an Asian country.

"It's the first Monday back at work after my alcohol fuelled Asian holiday. I've got Bintang Brain cause I can't even remember how to login"

by MrMoofMonster November 5, 2013

moth brain

Someone who enjoys fireworks. Like moths, these people are easily distracted by lights and oblivious to the downsides of fireworks, like the pollution of streets and the air, its negative effects on wildlife as well as pets and the trigger potential for people with PTSD, namely veterans.

A: But it's so pretty, don't you enjoy the lights??
B: What a moth brain...

by justtryingtomakethiswordathing December 29, 2019

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Crinkle Brain

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.

Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!

by Masterful Ezreal main February 24, 2019

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.

My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.

by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024

Brain

What you use to think with, if you didn’t have you you wouldn’t think!

Hello how is your big brain doing today?

by Aunt Jane November 7, 2019