The definition of cringe. A wannabe pot head with suicidal tendencies and a terrible taste in music. Probably likes golfing but is terrible at it. Always living up to the "ex" in Alex.
by Accurate Illustrator December 25, 2021
Get the Alex Polidoromug. Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...
by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019
Get the Alex the Paladinmug. by asdfsghfdjkjuytrd January 30, 2024
Get the alexmug. by Fanisha November 22, 2021
Get the Alexmug. A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio
by Tigritz February 13, 2024
Get the Alex Samuel Somersmug. One sexy mother fucker! Slays a lot of pussy and has a perfect body. This specific kid is against the use of any drugs that can harm his body. In his prime condition, he can turn into a majestic dragon and fly and shit. Goody is god. Simple.
by Spanish king March 10, 2022
Get the Alex Goodmanmug. Alex is a great guy overall, but the second he doesn't get his way he talks shit. He is dumb depending on who he hangs out with and he's just a jerk. He will manipulate you until he gets in your pants.
by Babygirl.k. March 13, 2018
Get the Alexmug.