2 definition by DontFuckUp

Mason is a Australian guy who doesn’t know his fuckig way underground and has to deal with all the shit people throw at him. He can suck cocks at least three feet long and fit the whole thing down his throut because Masons are known for their long ass necks the shape of elephant trunks. You can spot a Mason easily in the wild by their long twig shaped extremities. Masons are very wild and rare to find so download Pokémon Go and go on a hunt.

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...