by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
Get the Straight John Porkin’ it mug.A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
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A word made up by whiny straight (heterosexual) people to make it sound like they are oppressed.
Often used on tiktok during shipping discourse by annoying straight people when anyone mentions hating a certain straight ship.
Often used on tiktok during shipping discourse by annoying straight people when anyone mentions hating a certain straight ship.
girl 1: "UGH you are so straightphobic because you hate *insert straight ship*"
girl 2: "no, i hate it because it's incest"
girl 2: "no, i hate it because it's incest"
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