puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022

Pants

A word British people use instead of Shit

Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants

by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023

Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines

"I love pants pipeng washington"

Abraham Lincoln

by Account unknown April 19, 2023

nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.

Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.

by Hannahbongtana June 8, 2018

sharing the pants

when you and your partner both wear the pants at different times throughout your relationship

My GF and I are sharing the pants in our relationship.

by shhhahahaaa December 12, 2025

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.

Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.

by Na—— August 22, 2023