volcano nuts

nuts what are very hot

he has volcano nuts when he on the garbage truck in the summer.

by Nehemiah yu'siah bell November 2, 2019

No nut November

Made by a random nigga on the internet that states you cannot bust a nut in the month of November. Me personally, that shit don’t apply to me so do as you please

All you look at is ass and tittes, I bet you failed no nut november

by littlebugga November 13, 2021

mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

by fatland October 27, 2012

Ill Nut

When you have your best climax

Ricky: oh that was the ill nut babe.

by reggie johnson the kid April 30, 2012

Nut Race

Noun: A game played generally in an orgy setting, were the men race to "bust their nut" first. The term is often used to describe someone in a hurry.

"Let's take things slow, it is not like we are in a nut race."

"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"

by Vet Student December 19, 2011

Nut Joustin

The act of strapping young men with engorged jabberwalkies hunkin their junk in ALLLL the wrong directions

"Ay yo, I got dis itch tuh go nut jousting! You wanna cum?"
"Ay man, I got duh bad case of duh nut noms! Git it on!"

by Triwizard Tournament September 30, 2011

Religious Nut

Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".

Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!

A "Religious Nuts" don't fall far from the tree!

by DOOMSDAY X January 5, 2023