Quicksand Jesus 

Thank you, psycho bitch

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above

Quicksand Jesus by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004

fire breathing jesus

A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.

Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.

fire breathing jesus by Hammity Sandwich May 20, 2008

Touched by Jesus 

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

Touched by Jesus by Comero February 13, 2004

West Jesus 

The opposite of "way the fuck out there",right the fuck here.

I live in West Jesus. (yes, it's sad, but these sentances are hard)

West Jesus by DAVE December 12, 2002

Touchdown Jesus

A) A holier than thou fan of football
B) Someone who believes that everyone should win in football and you should never be upset if your team loses.
C) Person who thinks his favorite team, coach, player are above any reproach because of the jersey he/she wears.

I was talking smack with a rival team when some Touchdown Jesus said, "Hey don't be rude. They just lost a big game"

I posted online that I think they should cut/fire this guy after he cost us the game. The message board resident Touchdown Jesus disagrees and thinks the guy just had a bad day.

Touchdown Jesus by MLB Knights September 13, 2010

Zesty Jesus 

Sexiest man on earth with a mission to preach truth about everything, from ice cream flavors to video game cosmetics. Even despite being hated by many.

"Zesty Jesus's new video was fire! I've never seen such a based take on a video game weapon!"

Zesty Jesus by Harount13 June 15, 2022

come to jesus 

v. To acquire Christianity as one's religion

"Yeah, Christina was such a sinner 'til she came to Jesus."

come to jesus by mciml2 July 29, 2004