Religious Nut

Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".

Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!
A "Religious Nuts" don't fall far from the tree!
by DOOMSDAY X January 05, 2023
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Ill Nut

Ricky: oh that was the ill nut babe.
by reggie johnson the kid February 22, 2012
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giraffe nuts

When one I see higher than high. Higher than giraffe tits. Higher than lil pum.
I just smoked 5 bowls of kush and now I'm high as giraffe nuts.
by Anal_peef January 16, 2018
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nuts mode

Boyfriend definition : A boyfriend who will enter an epic level of study mode. He is a beastly mother fucker at this point, and will get shit done on time to have massive amounts of sex with his girlfriend when the semester ends. Though it seems like a great mode to be in, a person in this mode will face many challenges. He will be in a state of trance and can kill any human being that slams the door on the quiet room or is too loud in the research commons. He rejects people who asks to bum a cigarette and tells them to take their penis and put it in their buttholes and leave. This type of psychology is known as the fight mode, in comparison to the flight mode.
Tony is in nuts mode. When school is over, I bet i will not be walking.
by fignation December 12, 2015
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Brown Nut

1) When an individual experiences brown discharge or ejaculate.

2) An exclamation of joy when something goes your way.
1) I've been experiencing some brown nut lately, I think I should talk to my doctor.

2) Person 1: Yo you see that game last night?

Person 2: Yeah man it was brown nut af!
by Brown Nut 69 May 03, 2017
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Tag nut

A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.
MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!
by JannRickles September 15, 2022
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deez nuts

a shit insult from 2021 made by a bunch of unfunny inbred american twats
deez nuts in yo mamas mouf
by americaslanderer January 16, 2022
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