2 definitions by Suckanimaginarycock

a rare species of dad who usually tells their child to foul. Most of these dads drive pickup trucks or SUV’s.
Guy- “look at that soccer dad, he works so hard taking his kids to soccer
by Suckanimaginarycock June 30, 2018
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You jack off your dingaling until you “Bust a nut” or cum
“ i got to go bust a nut “
by Suckanimaginarycock January 26, 2018
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