You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles 

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles by John Joe September 20, 2012

soaking wet 

The possible maximum weight that you predict to someone or something roughly

That kid weighs maybe 95 pounds soaking wet = I think that kid's weight is not over than 95 pounds

soaking wet by a long hair guy July 25, 2014

Tail Bone Wet 

A very wet state of female arousal. To be Tail Bone Wet, a female is involved in sexual activity on her back and her state of sexual arousal and any moisteners make her so sloppy wet that her love juices overflow from the vagina, down her ass crack and dampen her lower back.

Roger had his girlfriend so turned on from all of the oral sex he was giving her that when he finally gave her the bone he reached around and grabbed hold of her ass checks and found her to be Tail Bone Wet.

Tail Bone Wet by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

feline wet willie 

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.

Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.

feline wet willie by chargerjim March 13, 2010

Waikiki Wet Wash 

Inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina, pleasuring her to the point of maximum lubrication. Once achieved, remove the finger(s) and casually stroke her face or brush her hair with the sopping wet fingers. It is considered successful if the woman never even notices that you just rubbed her vaginal juices all over her face and/or hair.

Dude 1 - Hey, did you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2 - Did I?!? Not only that, but I Waikiki Wet Washed her!
Dude 1 - No way!!
Dude 2 - She didn't even notice!!
* High Five *

Waikiki Wet Wash by angrycartoon March 7, 2012

Dick wet willy 

When she sucks you but u stick it in her ear

Guy :Oh yeah thats good but turn your head Girl: oh wtf Guy cum on its just a Dick wet willy

Dick wet willy by Www.wetwillyswithdicks.com December 4, 2018

Pea Wet 

Pea wet is the waste product left behind by mushy peas.
Whereas Mushy Peas are mushy n thick pea wet is a poor mans equivalent and is the water thats left behind after the peas are made.
It looks the urine of somebody with a bladder or genital infection but tastes good with chips.
(or so I'm told)
It is also used as an expression for getting Finger Pie from a dubious lady, usually whilst in a drunken stupor

"Fish n chips please luv with a dash of Pea wet"

"Had a good night saturday, copped of for a bit of Pea wet."

Pea Wet by Al-Bino January 16, 2007