A process, whereby the negative aspects of an issue or topic is wildly exaggerated and simplified beyond logical reason. It should be noted that a trump-jump does pertain only to statements made by Donald Trump.
An example of a trump-jump is the following: By letting immigrants into our country, the entire United States economy will collapse.
by snow_leopard July 20, 2019
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"Senator Lindsey Graham suggests that President Trump and his staff are too incompetent to organize a quid pro quo with the president of Ukraine, but Trump's Law suggests otherwise."
"Some people can't keep a honest job but are quite successful in their life of crime - this is Trump's Law in action."
"Trump's Law is in effect when an individual is incapable of successfully operating or is unwilling to engage in an honest enterprise, but is exceptionally prosperous operating on the basis of scamming, bribery, extortion, influence peddling, embezzling, defrauding, and other forms of corruption and crime taking place under the guise of legitimate business and government operations."
"Some people can't keep a honest job but are quite successful in their life of crime - this is Trump's Law in action."
"Trump's Law is in effect when an individual is incapable of successfully operating or is unwilling to engage in an honest enterprise, but is exceptionally prosperous operating on the basis of scamming, bribery, extortion, influence peddling, embezzling, defrauding, and other forms of corruption and crime taking place under the guise of legitimate business and government operations."
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Get the Teflon Trump mug.(Verb) 1. The act of excusing oneself from work on the basis of shock, depression and/or general malaise resulting from the 2016 election of Donald Trump.
by Microbie March 31, 2017
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Beaver trump is a very good president. We need to build a dam, a great beautiful dam to keep out the mexibeavers.
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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Donald Trump had won the elections?
Guy2: He did? Oh god... This CANNOT end well.
Feminist: OMG THE WOMAN DIDN'T WIN IM GONNA CRY AND BITCH ON THET INTERNET AND SEEK FOR ATTENTION
Guy2: He did? Oh god... This CANNOT end well.
Feminist: OMG THE WOMAN DIDN'T WIN IM GONNA CRY AND BITCH ON THET INTERNET AND SEEK FOR ATTENTION
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Guy 1: "Donald Trump is a racist genetically modified orange!"
Guy 2: "Do you actually believe that or do you just say it because it's the #1 trend in sensationalist media?"
Guy 2: "Do you actually believe that or do you just say it because it's the #1 trend in sensationalist media?"
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