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Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.
"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)
by Tough guy666 April 18, 2024
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straight girl kiss

when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”

“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024
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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
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straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird
That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”
by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024
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Straight Trace Midget Pimpin

These ho’s actin up. We need some of that straight Trace midget pimpin!
by Booey ooey May 18, 2024
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Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.
I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!
by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024
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Straight out

If you're not going to help me, just tell it straight out.
by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024
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