Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear August 01, 2021

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by April 09, 2023

Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 02, 2021

the glorious land of milk and honey

The glorious land of milk and honey is a Midwestern slang term originating in Leavenworth, KS that refers to sexual intercouse with a female individual. Referring to “Milk” as a mans little swimmers, and the “Honey” as the female vagina.

“Hey man how was last night with your girl?” “It was an outstanding evening, we ended in the glorious land of milk and honey.”

by JackMehoff10xaday July 01, 2021

lovely woman's milk

a really nice tasting sweet wine

Oh this lovely woman's milk is so sweet!

by vespawinelover September 11, 2023

Milk rich

Someone who thinks they are rich but they aren’t Anywhere near the real deal, an attitude and swagger not fit for the amount of money they have in there account

Look at that bitch with all his swagger, he’s just milk rich and his clothes are in tatters.

by Alcatraz Charles December 13, 2021

Chocolate milk injection

Someone who injectes chocolate milk into there penis

I like to chocolate milk injection

by Ladypleaser May 13, 2025