fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus 

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

Fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

it jesus 

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.

I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.

it jesus by Doolbox March 13, 2008

Zombie Jesus 

Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.

Dude! Help me out Zombie Jesus!

Zombie Jesus by [The Real] Zombie Jesus February 18, 2009

Quicksand Jesus 

Thank you, psycho bitch

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above

Quicksand Jesus by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004

fire breathing jesus

A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.

Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.

fire breathing jesus by Hammity Sandwich May 20, 2008

Touched by Jesus 

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

Touched by Jesus by Comero February 13, 2004

West Jesus 

The opposite of "way the fuck out there",right the fuck here.

I live in West Jesus. (yes, it's sad, but these sentances are hard)

West Jesus by DAVE December 12, 2002