crackpot theory 

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)

person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before

crackpot theory by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

crackanoia 

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

crackanoia by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

Crackleberries 

A maddog way of saying egg.

chuck us 3 cups of milk and a 2 crackleberries I'm gonna make a cake in this motherfucker.

Crackleberries by odaddy_69 June 22, 2010

cracker stew 

When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."

Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.

cracker stew by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2010

Cum cracker 

A bunch of guys surrounds a cracker and the last person to cum on it has to eat it

Gather up the homies for another round of cum cracker

Cum cracker by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

cracka ass nigga

A black guy acting like a white guy, or hangs out with only white people, or maybe even has a white ass but is black.

That cracka ass nigga is bein a lil bitch, hangin wit doze crackas.

cracka ass nigga by Pavelski8 September 11, 2006

Florida Cracker 

Florida was the lead cattle producing state in America, Florida cracker is from when the men were cracking their whips on the cattle to get on the ships to go to the more northern states. Descendants of Florida crackers are also considered Florida crackers. Florida cracker does not mean a man who cracked his whip on slaves or white trash.

I'm a Florida cracker and I'm proud of it

Florida Cracker by Dr devin December 1, 2010