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Commonly used by inmates who stream online as an alternative word for jail or prison. College us used to through off any snitches who may be watching the live stream.
Man 1: Yo bro you in college? How many semesters you got left?
Man 2: I did two semesters I got three more to go before I know if I passed or not.
by Pinkfever June 20, 2023
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colbigasm

The act of experiencing orgasm in conjunction with extreme flatulence.

This phenomenon occurs when stimulation of genitalia coincides with the release of intestinal gas, resulting in an intense and euphoric sensory experience.
The best colbigasms are when you and you and your partner colbigasm together.
by keeperofthefunk June 23, 2023
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College

Okay, college is probably one of the most overrated things in American culture. And please don’t lie and say that the vast majority of people go there for serious education. Many people just party there, but of course they probably won’t admit it and say that they want to get a bachelors in psychology or whatever. For some reason we apparently live in this messed up culture where someone who doesn’t go to college is seen as intellectually inferior, even if they aren’t in nearly as much debt, and actually make a decent amount of money (e.g. an electrician).
Again, some people may not want to admit this. But you probably know it’s true.
College is overrated.

Whether you want to admit it or not, it seems like for many people going to college nowadays is less about getting serious education and more about going there due to social pressure from parents, American culture, and/or to make an excuse to party a lot.

Of course, people probably don’t want to admit that, but I honestly think it’s true.

But apparently some Americans care way too much about their social status, so maybe they’ll abuse college and use it as a flex.

Like this:

Alex: I went to University at Buffalo.

Sam (who’s from an upper middle class white suburban family): I went to Yale. LOOK AT ME I’M SO SPECIAL AND SMART!!!

Alex: (might be secretly jealous, but probably because we live in the USA, going to college is a bragging right to show how “smart you are”, even if you’re a terrible person. So Alex keeps quiet).
by EccentricCookie123 July 2, 2023
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College

A place that makes you solve problems you wouldn’t have without them.
by Jeff The Dictionary July 9, 2023
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College

a secondary term for the words "prison" or "jail"

Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members
Jon: "Hey Ricky how was College?"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"
by hischransen August 28, 2023
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collinate

n. the act of colonizing a territory solely with one’s own offspring. Coined by Ricky Hayberg from the YouTube channel Internet Today in reference to Elon Musk’s expressed desire to fill Mars with Musk’s own sperm.
Elon is trying to collinate Mars … with his own children that he is spawning.
by batterology July 18, 2024
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colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league
hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?
by msailor148 September 9, 2023
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