big earn

the biggest dump of your life

a shit bigger than the toliet

by Dexter Van Riper May 13, 2005

That's a big LOL

When someone states something that would never happen, or when someone fails while doing something.

1)Chuck: Ooh, nice rock. When's the wedding?
Jasmine: That's a big LOL. I just bought it as a birthday present for myself.

2) Andrew: Don't touch my shoulder! I fell off my longboard while trying to show off to my brother and landed on it.
Ricky: That's a big LOL.

by RockSea May 17, 2009

big boyed

verb - to take something from another by invoking superior job rank or social status.

I was all set to take over the Henderson account at the office, but that hotshot Jones big boyed me out of it!

by thatguy@31 May 28, 2006

big earl

1.Large steroid using greasy girl consumed by lifting more weight than most men.
2.Insanely strong power-lifting female.
3.The chanting of the name Big Earl as a women powerlifts, if done correctly it sounds like Big Girl...

Everyone in the gym gathered around her and began to chant "Big Earl! Big Earl! Big Earl!" as she strained to squat 495 lbs. setting a new gym record for women.

by Word Dr. February 26, 2006

Big Televen

A humorous name for the Big Ten Conference in college football, which actually contains eleven teams.

The Big Televen is made up of big slow teams that can't run with SEC teams.

by yet another football fan December 18, 2009

big help

Somebody who either isn't, or somebody who can only be trusted to help you with that one menial task that would save you about 20 minutes of walking around. Invariably spoken with a slight hesitation before the term.

Johnson was a, uh, big help today as he told me when the light stopped blinking on the router.

by ke6isf July 23, 2004

Big Lake

A small town in Minnesota. It is very boring and void of diversity. 97% of the population is white. Most are catholic. There's a McDonald's, Coborns, and that's about it. Not the best place to live.

Charlie: Hey man lets go to Big Lake!

Willus: Nah, all they have is a freakin McDonald's, and I hear they're really racist.

Charlie: Oh. . . that sucks.

by Cornel Wallintut February 21, 2011