turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

Hamm Sandwich

When you're fucking a chick from behind while she's sucking off your homie, and you're both drinking a can of Hamm's beer

Nathan: Yooooo should we invite Megan over?
Bill: Fuck yeah dude, let's crack open some Hamm's and run a Hamm sandwich on her
Nathan: Bet

by HammLover69 September 5, 2019

sandwich phenomenon

When you spend hours trying to read someone’s writing

Person 1: Who wrote this? You can barely read it!
Person 2: This is a sandwich phenomenon

by Sandwichphenomenon June 1, 2023

blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex June 7, 2018

The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.

Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.

by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012

Homie Sandwich

When you and and your homie DP a girl between you.

Sam: “Yo wanna make a Homie Sandwich with yo girl?”

Josh: “Sure thing my homie!”

by Homiesexual135 February 7, 2022