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Dirty Parker 

is when you jurk-off to five guys fucking each other, Then putting your cum in to your sock
Im go do a Dirty Parker
Dirty Parker by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022
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parking karma 

The uncanny ability to find an open parking space in a desirable location of a busy parking lot.
I always have to park out in the boonies, but when I ride with Paul we're always in the front row. He's got some great parking karma.
parking karma by PaulieJr October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 15, 2009

double parking

Aussie slang for when you are holding two beer cans/bottles in one hand.
This is usually done when lining up for another bevy is too much trouble
"Sammy you double parking are we?"
"You got that right mate
double parking by aussieboy101 June 13, 2013

Parkland 

The worst damn city in America, but not if you're a rich snob and had your own Bentley at the age of 11
Parklander 1: Hey want to go to the park
Parklander 2: Sure wanna take my Bentley
Parkland by 954tillidie February 18, 2015

Parking Lot Police 

One who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.
Driver: *driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot*
Parking Lot Patrol: *takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver bumped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
Driver: *notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference*
Parking Lot Police by Doggidew April 13, 2005

Emo Parker 

Peter Parker after succumbing to the amplifying effects of the Symbiote.

Darker hair which covers one side of the face, darkness around the eyes and a bad attitude are signs to look for.
Oh, here comes Emo Parker crotch thrusting in our direction. Let's go guys.