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Rosa Parking 

Specifically, parking in a spot that is off limits to you.

Also, parking in a metered spot and refusing to pay, parking in a spot with a stated time limit and grossly exceeding it, parking in a spot too small or large for your vehicle, taking up two (or more) spots.

Finally, parking in a place that is not designated for parking.
"Damn, this Wal*Mart lot's all full except for the handicap spot... that's just not fair. It's time for some Rosa Parking."

"Dude, must've been a woman Rosa Parking that Escalade square over the line."

Neil Armstrong to Buzz Aldrin: "What the hell is this Geo Metro doing on the moon?"
Buzz Aldrin: "oh that bitch is certainly Rosa Parking!"
Rosa Parking by Duncan McQueirter December 14, 2010
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I'm thinking the guys before me don't even practice parkour in the first place...

Parkour is not a sport, in that there are no rules, teams, or points. It is not about competition or showing off.

It shouldn't be confused with freerunning. Freerunning is more about free-movement and involves more tricking.

Parkour can be thought of as being chased by someone. You want to get away as fast as possible, right? But lets say you begin running into rails or walls or other obstacles as such. If you go around them you're only wasting time and energy.

The trick of parkour is to use as little wasted movementt while going past an obstacle. This is why most consider tricking and flips "not parkour" as they simply aren't necessary and will most likely slow you down in someway.

To parkour is to be able to control your body and mind into one being, so that you can find a path quickly, and move your body in a way that the path can be followed into the next path you're given. If you're running towards and obstacle and start to slow down in order to maneuver around it, most likely you need to practice more.
"This guy was chasing me but completely gave up when he realized he couldn't keep up with the path I was going."
"The bus didn't come, and I only had 10 minutes to get to work. I realized it was the perfect opportunity to put my parkour-training to work."
parkour by Danny Day October 15, 2006

Parkrowave 

(verb) to park your tupperware on top of a communal microwave, while it's in use thus claiming your place in line.
Allan got to the busy lunchroom, parkrowaved his lasagna and got a grape juice from the vending maching.
Parkrowave by mo-yo December 28, 2006

parking lot special 

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.
I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

parking shark 

a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance
that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!
parking shark by jal logan January 31, 2009

Parking-Brake 

A boner that you get while sitting down that makes it rather difficult to stand up.
Awh man! I tried standing up to go to the bathroom second period, but my parking-brake was on.
Parking-Brake by Theworddumpster November 21, 2009