son of a mother lover

a non vulgar more polite way to call someone or something a son of a bitch when vulgar language is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor decided to let his dogs loose in my yard to do their business i told that son of a mother lover to keep his dogs out of my yard

by bluebear August 4, 2024

lets get mother fucking baked

L G M F B

Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?

Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.

Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)

by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

《¤》Yo《¤》Mother《¤》Sucks《¤》Richard《¤》Comma《¤》Timothy《¤》Comma《¤》Gunther《¤》

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《¤》Yo《¤》Mother《¤》Sucks《¤》Richard《¤》Comma《¤》Timothy《¤》Comma《¤》Gunther《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 8, 2025

Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates

"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025