Luis' Law

A law in the UK affecting Uruguayans.

The law has 4 main elements

1- unlike the rest of the population, you are not innocent until proven guilty, and will be deemed guilty if a claim is made against you, even if by someone with a proven track record of lying and making false claims against people.
2- if a red nosed scottish git demands it, you'll receive double the punishment afforded to an Englishman for the same offence.
3- anyone is allowed to assault you at will without any "official" deeming there to be any rules or laws broken
4- even if you are not standing ahead of a man in a blue shirt, you will be deemed to be.

Wow, he nearly cut him in two!... oh, hang on, no, it's him, according to Luis' Law... "no foul"

by Cheating Utd Supporting Ref October 28, 2012

klan in law

The embarrassing prejudiced relative.

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.

by dERvMD July 18, 2017

Law of Virtual Serendipity

When two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.

Sarah and John experienced the Law of Virtual Serendipity when they swiped right for each other on bumble and match.

by Lasso Lash May 4, 2020

Lee Law

The Lee Law describes the natural phenomenon whereby the quality of a game is inversely proportional to level of enthusiasm and excitement displayed by Mr Lee.

Mr Lee: "Yo, you should play: Hypercharged: Unboxed"
Everyone: "This game is shit, Mr Lee, let's play something else, maybe on the Epic Store. I think the Lee Law is in effect here."

by Professor Burt Strontium September 29, 2022

Cole's Law

Thinly sliced cabbage. Specifically coleslaw.

A : "Hey! Have you heard about Cole's law?"
B : "No?"
A : "Thinly sliced cabbage."

by saffron skies. June 3, 2024

private law

Law dealing with enforcing private matters, like wills, trusts (trust funds), and such.

According to Private Law, and his grandfather's will, his claim on his inheritance was right.

by Easy Eve May 10, 2016

sabaody law

a picture of sabaody trafalgar law created by user @silliestmaxi on twitter/x

“hey what’s that sabaody law pic everyone’s talking about?” - random on twt
“you’re cooked” - maxi

by luffology July 24, 2024