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Man swings

When men appear to have mood swings.
George: "What is wrong with dad?"

Patty: "Oh he is just having his man swings."
by Jorge20 August 25, 2010
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man apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple. Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, nut swallowing queers. Have you had your man apple today?
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.

People in Woodsfield, OH believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
by Slob Knob Rob August 30, 2011
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Han-Man

Han-Man meaning ugly creature; originates in caves called layers or "Han-Man layers" A common feature of the Han-Man is uneaven eye-ball size meaning one is smaller than the other, if you see one in the wild it is not wise to aproach it for han-men are known to be extreamly violent and they will escpecially attack if you have food on you. LOCK YOUR DOORS....
by Han-Mandar July 20, 2009
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Man Thigh

The hairy, upper leg of a male adult.
Dom: "Eww look, that guy has short, shorts on."
Sam: "Yea, that's alot of man thigh."
by Dominique C March 30, 2008
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Fatima man

A man that attend fatima college occasionally discriminated because of the school's history
.. depending on the race,it may have different meanings.

A Black Fatima Man may lowkey be a wettie but a loyal fella who go take yuh gyal and treat her right.
White Fatima Man is a wanna be wetman not knowing that his so call friends are mking <= progress with his gf than him
Fatima Redmen are just pure wetties
Watch dah Fatima White Man nah..lewwi rob him and take he gyal
Check dah Fatima Black Man look like ah sweet man for Kaitlyn
Redman onna whole is sin
Fatima man should be chosen to suit you or just dont choose them at all
by Trinidad Defined August 1, 2018
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man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.
1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
by ByRd December 29, 2007
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piss man

an official drug tester. since they usually test your piss, he is called "piss man".
hey dude i cant smoke this weekend... the piss mans comin on monday and i gotta stay clean.
by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009
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