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suckarito 

When one guy chugs a margarita while the other guy blows him
"Hey bro! Should we have sex first or drink?"

"No worries broski let me give you a suckarito"
suckarito by bjgirl-28 July 6, 2021
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terminal suckocity 

The point at which something couldn't possible suck any more.
MATLAB reached terminal suckocity when it crashed and I lost all of my work.

Booger Sucker 

Casual term for a hand-held baby and child care apparatus with a compressible bulb (similar to that of a turkey baster) on one end and a sometimes rigid nozzle-like shape at the other end. The bulb is compressed, the nozzle is inserted into a nostril, and then the bulb is released resulting in a vacuum action that sucks boogers out of the baby's or child's nose. The fancy term for this item is "Nasal Aspirator".
New Mom: Excuse me. Have you ever used a nasal aspirator?

Mom of 3: Nasal aspirator?

New Mom: Yes. One of those bulb-thingies you use when your baby has a stuffy nose?

Mom of 3: Oh, yeah, you're talking about a booger sucker.
Booger Sucker by Divadoll January 16, 2010

EA sucker 

Someone who falls into EA's trap to get you to spend loads of money on their game, usually 300 dollars or more is an EA sucker.
Wow, look at that kid, he spent 300 hundred bucks in FIFA points and didn't get crap, he's an EA sucker.

CoD Sucker

CoD Sucker (N): Someone who is obsessed with the "Call of Duty" franchise and/or fandom/community.
Gamer 1: "Why do they continue the 'Call of Duty' franchise? The new games nickname is 'Recycled Warefare' for gods sake!"

Gamer 2: "Cause all the CoD Suckers won't let it die."
CoD Sucker by john the wanker October 9, 2014

Moonlight Suckington 

Getting a blowjob by the light of the full moon. The most romantic way to get the Suckington
"What was the most romantic night of your life?"
"When Brittany gave me the Moonlight Suckington"