Deez Nuts

An old joke that some people rarely use to tick someone off...

"Hey! Guess what came in the mail today?"
DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTTEEM!
"I'm outta here..."

by fakename06 November 11, 2017

Chemical nut

When you’re satisfying your significant others penis and the ejaculate a significant amount of nut that can only be described as chemical tasting.

“Danny boy nutted in my throat I tried to swallow but it tasted like chemical nut.... damn Daniel”

by Meatballslovesdick November 22, 2018

No Nut November

A month that proves your manliness. A month that all men are all too familiar with. 30 days, 0 nut. Causes some men pain, but everyone’s too scared to loose, cause if you loose, you’re a pussy

For those out there considering failing. Don’t. You want to be the person who says they won No Nut November

A: “I think I wanna quit No Nut November. I can’t take it anymore”
B: “Oh, so you wanna quit? Fucking pussy. BREATHE AIR.”

by Your math teacher November 15, 2022

Deez Nuts

A popular thing saying in a vine app

Guy: Guess what came in the mail
Person: what?
Guy: DEEZ NUTS

by MattFuckinfSmith March 12, 2016

Ghost Nut

When you are so focused on the plot of a porn or your too busy speed scrolling through it, you end up blowing your load and not realizing it. You could swear nothing happened, but there is cum all over.

I was so focused on the step sibling’s family painting in the background, that I ended up busting a ghost nut.

by Eggstra Stinky January 9, 2021

nuts mode

Boyfriend definition : A boyfriend who will enter an epic level of study mode. He is a beastly mother fucker at this point, and will get shit done on time to have massive amounts of sex with his girlfriend when the semester ends. Though it seems like a great mode to be in, a person in this mode will face many challenges. He will be in a state of trance and can kill any human being that slams the door on the quiet room or is too loud in the research commons. He rejects people who asks to bum a cigarette and tells them to take their penis and put it in their buttholes and leave. This type of psychology is known as the fight mode, in comparison to the flight mode.

Tony is in nuts mode. When school is over, I bet i will not be walking.

by fignation March 21, 2016

Ill Nut

When you have your best climax

Ricky: oh that was the ill nut babe.

by reggie johnson the kid April 30, 2012