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The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
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The law is designed primarily to prevent injuries and fatalities in children under the age of 16 years old. It is noted that one of three children who are killed in traffic aren't wearing helmets. Apart from the immediate advantages of cycling safety, this law is anticipated will save Georgia taxpayers around $18 million for the following 10 years.
The law on cycling safety makes everyone who rides a bicycle under 16 years old in Georgia legally required to wear helmets while riding on bicycles. This is true regardless of whether the roads are public or private property. The law also states that riders younger than 17 must be accompanied by an adult who is a certified parent on a bicycle licensed by the government.
However, it could be possible for cyclists to be exempt from the requirement to visit a physician to undergo a medical exam which is required by law. In these cases, cyclists are required to provide their medical certificates to police prior to riding a bicycle on public roads.
The law is designed primarily to prevent injuries and fatalities in children under the age of 16 years old. It is noted that one of three children who are killed in traffic aren't wearing helmets. Apart from the immediate advantages of cycling safety, this law is anticipated will save Georgia taxpayers around $18 million for the following 10 years.
The law on cycling safety makes everyone who rides a bicycle under 16 years old in Georgia legally required to wear helmets while riding on bicycles. This is true regardless of whether the roads are public or private property. The law also states that riders younger than 17 must be accompanied by an adult who is a certified parent on a bicycle licensed by the government.
However, it could be possible for cyclists to be exempt from the requirement to visit a physician to undergo a medical exam which is required by law. In these cases, cyclists are required to provide their medical certificates to police prior to riding a bicycle on public roads.
Bicycle helmet law Georgia requires wearing the helmet, who are under the age of 16. Read the article about the bicycle helmet law in Georgia.
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2. Gay people
3. People of color
4. Women
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2. Straight people
3. What people
4.men
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1. The born
2. Gay people
3. People of color
4. Women
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1. Unborn
2. Straight people
3. What people
4.men
This law was created in 2017 in the usa
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